The plus side of grading 500+ students' "Compliments with Similes" assignments...

is getting to read some of the stuff they come up with! Also, finding compliments intended for the teacher sprinkled in there ; )

• Super Junior is dance like a bee.
• My dog is as cute as an egg in bed.
• (아이린’s) Eileen’s a famous person as (엘리스) Alice is. [Twilight reference]
• A-in’s is as body line as mannequin.
• My hair is as pure as cream.
• Min-ho is handsome like sculpture “David.”
• My skin is white like Eileen. (this one goes out to everyone who called me “Albino” in middle school…)
• Hangomin’s nose is as sharp as scissors.
• My friend is as rich as me.
• My brother is as handsome as my father.
• My partner Hyun Joo is as active as Doggy.
• I am as pure as the air.
• Hyeon-ju is cute as Hobit.
• Won-Young’s laughter sounds like having difficulty in breathing.
• My friend Dalg-Yeong is as white as chestnut worm, Da-Yeong sleeps like chicken, Eileen is as beautiful as model.
• So-hyeon’s mind is as soft as cheesecake.
• Yoon-Jung’s body is as flat as TV.
• Dong-hwan plays basketball as well as LeBron James.
• HK is small. She is like a hamster.
• Kung Min’s slime clean like sky. [I have NO idea what this one means]
• Na Eun’s eyes’ shines like streetlight.
• 주현 is as slow as treeslug.
• Emily’s mouth is like an annoying orange.
• Yeong-hyeon’s eyes are as deep as the old wood.